Jo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-218 days agoIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comexternal-linkmessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1165arrow-down1external-linkIsraeli soldiers blow up building in Gaza for ‘gender reveal’ partywww.aljazeera.comJo Miran@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-218 days agomessage-square81fedilinkfile-text
I genuinely thought this was hyperbolic satire. EDIT: Outlet has edited headline since time of posting.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·19 days agowait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma? but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
minus-squareHellfire103@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 days agoI think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 days agowell how do i know you think?
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 days agoI think I think, therefore I think I am.
minus-squarephilthi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 days agoYou’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
minus-squarexor@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 days agoit’s the only plausible explanation
wait, but does that mean i’m in a coma, or im a figment of your imagination and im in your coma?
but i agree, it’s too absurdly horrible to be plausible
I think, therefore I am. You think, therefore you are.
well how do i know you think?
You don’t, and neither do I.
fuck
I think I think, therefore I think I am.
You’re either in your coma or their coma, but either way, you’re in a coma!
it’s the only plausible explanation