Andrew Isker, co-host of the right-wing Christian nationalist podcast ‘Contra Mundum’, claims that airport body scanners have the capability to make you gay.
Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
Are you thinking about big hard dicks when you do it? I feel like to be turned gay by the body scanner you gotta be thinking about giant throbbing cocks.
Finally a conspiracy theory that’s fun. Unfortunately, I keep going through the airport body scanners, but for some reason I’m not feeling gay
They don’t put the gayification beam on at all times, otherwise it would be too obvious.
Try going through with a cute moustache, maybe thats the right combo
Are you thinking about big hard dicks when you do it? I feel like to be turned gay by the body scanner you gotta be thinking about giant throbbing cocks.
It makes me think about a well-lubed twink, so I guess I’m straight.