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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

productivity advice

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productivity advice

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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Franklin@lemmy.ca
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    i lived in my city for 7 years taking the bus and i eventually had to get a car because a few jobs wouldn’t hire me because i didn’t have “appropriate transportation”

    anyway fast forward to being at the job for a while, the parking lot stretches on so long that it’s a 10 minute walk to the office from where i usually park, them i figured it i can take the bus to the building door in 15 minutes

    so moral of the story is i bought a car to get the job and continued taking the bus

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      Oh, they weren’t concerned about your transportation, it was just a quiet attempt at getting information about you. You learn quite a bit about someone from their ride, or lack thereof.

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      Buying a toy car and taking the bus would’ve been cheaper.

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        unfortunately they actually wanted to see it so I waited till I saw it enough and then started taking the bus eventually I sold the car but only after I was sure they wouldn’t be looking for it

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          What the hell, you didn’t need a car for the job but they still discriminated against you?

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            it was an IT job that typically requires it but the position i got slotted in didn’t. it’s just antiquated hiring managers thinking that people without a car can’t be trusted to show up for a shift

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      Add some fascism and you have the US in a nutshell.

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    I need more Sopranos memes in my life

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    Meanwhile I teach on a campus that charges people working there $5 a day to park and it’s too remote for busses so I just park off campus and hike a little. Ugh

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      Annoying but good for your body :)

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    Tony musta got a job with JP Morgan or Amazon or some cushy government job:

    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/3320030/federal-workers-ordered-return-work-no-office-space/

    https://www.benefitspro.com/2025/02/20/rto-reality-check-amazons-office-shortage-exposes-return-to-work-hurdles/?slreturn=20250308-20413

    Employer: RETURN TO OFFICE!

    Employee: … okie dokie… where’s my cubicle?

    Employer: Fuck, wait, we actually need office space after we tell everyone to RTO?

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    Cars are bourgeois counterrevolutionary noise machines

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