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I owe my soul to the company store…
Next stop, severance minus the outie part.
Oh, for fuck’s sake. I started reading this thinking it was satire, and after it just kept going did I realize that this was serious, and not just some long-form ribbing.
We really need a term opposite to “eat the onion”.
And pay them with company specific crypto they can spend in the company store.
They can. It’s called Work From Home.