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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago

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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    “But seriously, you don’t have dental insurance. You’re going to have to sell your house.”

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      “Oh, actually you do have dental insurance! Oof… It looks like you’re still going to have to sell that house, though.”

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      “And have the courts garnish half of any future income to pay off this operation plus interest.”

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    Haha. America. So funny. Am I right.

    I learnt so much about that horrible place fr the Breaking Bad documentary. Seeing a teacher have to sell meth jut to pay for cancer treatment. So sad.

    I’ll give you one more prayer to help y’all. Thst will save little Timmy and his rotten teeth.

    • TehBamski@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh, trust me. A lot of the younger population understands how fucked up the Used to be United, States is.

      And trust me, where we’re at as a country, we don’t need “thoughts and prayers.” If they worked at all, they would have prevented so many mass shootings.

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    Insurance companies be like… denied!

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    Why does it

    Have captions

    Like that

    In the middle

    Of the screen?

    • riodoro1@lemmy.world
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      Instagram. It needs to move more so that people pay attention. This is what we’ve made from the internet.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Mine has no sound.

  • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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    this belongs in c/ABoringDystopia

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    I fucking hate dentists.

    • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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      Who needs 'em?

    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Relevant musical number.

  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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    My Mexican dentist isn’t this funny, but she’s much cheaper.

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      I’m not sure if I dare make a gender payment joke or not., as to why it would be cheaper.

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    My mom’s free dental kicks-in in about a month.

    #canada

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