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    6 months ago
    1. It can regrow missing limbs

    2. It prevents bad breath

    3. It promotes the secretion of good vibe pheromones

    4. It kills bed bugs

    5. It prevents wrinkled clothing

    6. It reduces the number of tries needed to insert a USB stick

    7. It makes feet smell like fresh bread

    8. It improves night vision in areas with high humidity

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      6 months ago

      Honestly, I just use ivermectin for everything. Shampoo? Ivermectin. Tooth paste? Ivermectin. Hungry or thirsty? Ivermectin. Low tire pressure? Ivermectin.

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        6 months ago

        Tooth paste

        1. Ivermectin protects the teeth from decay, even if your diet only consists of pure HFCS.
        2. Say goodbye to bad breath too.
        3. Your teeth will be white forever.
        4. It even protects you from diabetes, no need to end subsidizing the corn industry.

        Low tire pressure

        1. By consuming Ivermectin, your tires will never go flat.