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  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6 months ago

    Honestly, I just use ivermectin for everything. Shampoo? Ivermectin. Tooth paste? Ivermectin. Hungry or thirsty? Ivermectin. Low tire pressure? Ivermectin.

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      6 months ago

      Tooth paste

      1. Ivermectin protects the teeth from decay, even if your diet only consists of pure HFCS.
      2. Say goodbye to bad breath too.
      3. Your teeth will be white forever.
      4. It even protects you from diabetes, no need to end subsidizing the corn industry.

      Low tire pressure

      1. By consuming Ivermectin, your tires will never go flat.