BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 6 months agoSovcit made a performance contract.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down12
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minus-squarePhil_in_here@lemmy.cacakelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months ago"To the Police or whom it may concern, By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty." Right fellas, it’s crime freedom time
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minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoRookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.
"To the Police or whom it may concern,
By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."
Right fellas, it’s
crimefreedom timedeleted by creator
Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.