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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Just the essentials

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

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      Do chopsticks have an orientation?

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        Yes, but their orientation is none of your business.

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        Yeah just like Twix.

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          5 months ago

          does the left chopstick also taste better?

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      God, I love Asian soup apoons!

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        Me too, the shape is just so perfect for so many things. I bought some recently at the Vietnamese market nearby. They have fancy little roses surrounded by a filigree pattern printed on them and say “English” on the handle in some Victorian-looking cursive font lmao. I love them.

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