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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

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Smooth Mars bar man gets £2 compensation from chocolate giant

Mars Wrigley UK says the smooth bar "slipped" through and confirmed the swirl is being kept.

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£9 for two ass creamings, chewing gum or no, is a bargain
- Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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  As an uncultured American, I honestly don’t know how else to read that comment.

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