Why, God?
- My dad once felt a sneeze coming while brushing teeth. He tried to suppress it and closed his mouth, resulting in a mouthful of minty toothpaste pressure-washing his nose. - He didn’t recommend this experience at all, besides the burning agony that lasted quite a while, crumbs of dry toothpaste kept falling out of his nose for like a week sporadically. 
- If you feel a sneeze coming on, pinch the soft tissue at the bridge of your nose. For me, this stops a sneeze 99% of the time. - Or press the tip of your tongue very firmly against the roof of your mouth. Helps me mitigate sneezes 
 
- Sneezing with a mouthful of anything is the worst. Even if you try to mitigate the damage by covering your mouth, it just blasts out everywhere. 
- This is the best sentence I’ve heard all day. 😂 Much appreciated! 
- Are you really so preoccupied with the abilities of your flesh and bone prison that you felt the need the share this with us? - Hahahahahaha. - Yes. 
 
- That’s fucking awful I’m so sorry 
- That sounds dreadful 
- Did it come out your nose? - Lol, no. Just spat some out. 
 
- It would have cost you nothing not to post this - True, and likewise, the same for you to ignore it. 
 
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