• Poggervania@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Guy: WHY. WON’T. YOU. CUM!?

    Lizzie Cundy: NANOMACHINES, SON! THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO SEXUAL STIMULATION. YOU CAN’T PLEASURE ME, JACK!