• saltesc@lemmy.world
    3·
    2 months ago

    I want a girl who is unvaccinated
    I want a girl who prays in tongues
    At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
    We’ll start to talk when she is spoken to
    She wants to work on her fit, fit body
    She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
    She’s changing her surname to whatever mine is
    She’s trading her career to raise our nine kids

    I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!

    muted trumpet

  • paddirn@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    2 months ago

    I just want an attractive, big titty goth girl, who worships Satan, wants to make fuck, is vaccinated, and has a slim body that she clothes in the sluttiest outfits she can find.

    Is that too much to ask for??

    They may be rare, but they do exist. Holding out, while I continue to get worse. 🤟🏻⚡️☠️💦

  • michaelmrose@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    2 months ago

    Of all the things wrong with the ad why would you imagine speaking in tongues is anything but literal mental illness.

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
      1·
      2 months ago

      Watch the documentary “Jesus camp” for the long answer. Short answer is there’s a lot of them and reinforce each other’s delusions and indoctrinate children.

    • Maalus@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 months ago

      I googled it and it’s a thing in Christianity. Basically making up words to an unknown language. Try praying in Latin without knowing it and you’re praying in tongues.

      • GottaKnowYourCHKN@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 months ago

        I was raised in a church where tongues would often happen, and I got in trouble for questioning what or why they were obviously saying just gibberish.

        Like the whole collapsing on the floor and speaking in tongues while shaking. Do people really just…do that? Like, is it something most people could be pushed to do? Is it actually just a big lie? A performance? Does the pastor ask them to act in such a way before the sermon?

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    2 months ago

    while I improve myself

    Damn, he got like one aspect of this kind of correct, except you know that by “improving himself” he maybe at best means getting in better physical or financial shape instead of addressing the Scrooge McDuck-style vault full of red flags, and at worst he means sliding deeper into this disgusting worldview.

  • Zier@fedia.io
    0·
    2 months ago

    I think he should just order the sex doll, it’s exactly what he is asking for.

      • Zier@fedia.io
        1·
        2 months ago

        I believe there is/was a company that had an option to have the doll actually say things. (embedded electronics) Super creepy but hey, if your kink is a girl praying in tongues, whatever. Not much different than someone trying to talk with their mouth full while eating lunch. Sounds sexy right??? Or creepy, it is October!