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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • You’re right. I was just trying something different. My thinking was…hmm I don’t need a full SMTP IMAP system, Thunderbird can do that. So I searched and found a dockerized Thunderbird. But it turns out to be an idiotic implementation. Why would I install a full OS system to VNC into it to use an app inside of it. But maybe that’s easier for some people than to try and come up with a better way to send and receive authenticated emails?

    I just posted this latest email about a traffic violation apparently. It’s just a scam. A fantastic scam too.
















  • Science: hmm 🤔 look at this thing! If you bring enough of uranium together it will start a chain reaction!

    Engineering: ok. How much can I handle per minute before dying? Nah, I’m not going to handle it, a tech is going to be doing that! Given your formulas, and using these more stable isotopes, we figured that two rods 30mm by 100mm will be enough to make this device practical. Here are the drawings we reviewed with science guy. He agrees.

    Tech: alrighty, I’ve put it together, fucking engineers forgot to add a door! And my hands slowed a little.

    Low ranking officer 💪…this thing is fucking heavy, fucking engineers and look at how I have to move it on this big ass cart so I can fasten it to the aircraft! Almost broke my back aligning the holes to insert the release pin!

    President: code is alpha bravo India…some bullshit speech…God speed. Fucking engineers made this microphone too short and I have to crouch a little while watching this magical picture of the actual plane I’m commanding from 6000 miles away…

    Commander officer: he said go! Go! Go! And also fucking engineers for some reason. I’m gonna go do that blonde I met last night.

    Pilot: heading 0, 7, 7, 0, throttle up 30%! Release release release! Holy shit fucking engineers.