It’s not like there are people checking for immortals, I think it would be flagged by a dmv employee or something when they dont believe a clear 21 year old is actually 150. Let’s assume it’s current day im caught and not bring speculation on what the US is like in the year 2139 is like.

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    28 days ago

    Just explain it with preaching the miracle effect that fecal masks have had on your signs of aging.

    Get those mortal idiots to rub shit on their faces.