• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Naw bro, everyone knows that bentonite clay and raw local honey will cure anything and with enough electricity you also get a boxed lunch.

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      5 months ago

      Pffft you youngsters with your fancy medicine. If he bleeds long enough THAT’LL KILL THE TETANUS.

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        5 months ago

        No joke this is what an eight year old in one of my classes was saying many years ago. He was like “oh you just gotta get the blood all out” when it came to some cut he had. Another eight year old, looked over and sarcastically said, “Dr. <<First name>>” and rolled his eyes.

        That’s how stupid Facebook is, so stupid it’s the glue chewer treating his own wound in a 3rd grade class.