I’ve got an even better one: the circle! Yes, it predates even the enigmatic hexagram! Want your mind blown? Even the Universe follows its laws! Look into the sky and behold the moon! In the holy shape of the circle…
Aww, shit. I can’t keep this crap going for long before I lose interest in mocking these asshats.
Oh man, wait until I tell you about lines. They can be straight, or curved. Curved enough, they make a circle. Three straight ones, and you get a triangle. And they’refuckingeverywhere.
I’ve got an even better one: the circle! Yes, it predates even the enigmatic hexagram! Want your mind blown? Even the Universe follows its laws! Look into the sky and behold the moon! In the holy shape of the circle…
Aww, shit. I can’t keep this crap going for long before I lose interest in mocking these asshats.
Oh man, wait until I tell you about lines. They can be straight, or curved. Curved enough, they make a circle. Three straight ones, and you get a triangle. And they’refucking everywhere.
Glad it’s not just me who gets irrationally annoyed when it turns out being dangerously stupid is hard, if you’re not incredibly stupid.
Thank you for calling the moon a circle and not a sphere.
Note: there are no triangular celestial bodies.