There is absolutely nothing funny about the new law that Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry just signed (as a child fainted behind him) that requires all public classrooms to display a…
  • esc27@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    6 months ago

    I read that as commandlets and now I’m worried Powershell has given me brain damage…

    1. if ((Get-God).Count -gt 1){Set-God -Identity “YHWH”}
    2. Get-Idol | Remove-Idol
    3. foreach($godsname in ((Get-God).Name){ if (($speech -like “$godsname”) -and ($speech.vain)) {$speech = “”}}
    4. Set-Reminder -Start (Get-Date “06/29/2024”) -Reoccurance 7 -Subject “Holy”
    5. Set-Person -Relation “Mother” -Honor $true; Set-Person -Relation “Father” -Honor $true;
    6. $murder = $false
    7. $adultry = $false
    8. $stealing = $false
    9. if ((Get-Truth $speech) -eq $false){$speech = “”}
    10. $NoCovet=(Get-Property -SearchDepth 2) + (Get-Person -Relation “Neighbor”)