cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
How do you prove your sexuality to others?
You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you’ve gotten a boner or not.
But if I don’t get one, how do they know if I’m hetero or just asexual?
Asexual people don’t exist in MAGALand, silly!
It’s a male bartender
The bartender sucks your dick and if you don’t cum then you get a free beer.
Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday
You have to stare at the bar tender’s gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It’s the only way to be sure.
Next month: pink eye awareness month!
Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month