• Hikermick@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    The irony in all of this is that if he had just paid her out of his own pocket it wouldn’t have been an issue. Like they say the cover up is worse than the crime or noncrime in this case. Also ironic is he didn’t have to cover it up as the evangelicals don’t seem to care he cheated on his wife with a porn star. A perfect example of why we don’t need morality police telling us how to live

  • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    Trump saying the quiet part out loud: “If anyone is immune to repercussions it’s supposed to be ME!”

  • dumbass@leminal.space
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    4 months ago

    LPT: When paying hush money to a pornstar so she won’t make fun of your weird dick or that you wanted her to pretend to be your daughter, make sure to ALWAYS use your own money to pay them off.

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      4 months ago

      Former President Donald Trump has a dire warning for any American citizen who paid off a porn star with whom he or she had an extramarital affair and paid off as part of an NDA to keep it out of the news and failed to legally account for it during a bid for President appropriately: if HE can be found guilty for that, so can you!

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    4 months ago

    Shit… I need change my plans about using campaign donations to pay off that porn star I banged at the golf course I own.

    • Case@lemmynsfw.com
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      4 months ago

      I know, a problem that faces every single American, right?

      Family Values… yeah, Trump values his families genitals. Look at his “relationship” with his daughter throughout the years.