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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Sovcit can't find the right payroll company.

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Sovcit can't find the right payroll company.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    “does anyone know of a payroll company that just mails out big stacks of cash and doesn’t keep any records?”

    • superfes@lemmy.world
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      Lemme know if you find one, I could use a stack or two …

      • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world
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        Have you tried:

        Working for the cartel

        • superfes@lemmy.world
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          Not yet, do they have any entry level positions?

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            Depends, how much cocaine can you fit in your ass?

            • superfes@lemmy.world
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              That’s certainly one sort of entry level position…

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                Well something does enter your body in that position.

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    The workaround here is to behave like an adult.

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      Real adults barter for everything as the ancients did

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    Maybe I’m missing a huge piece of the picture but isn’t paying employees ‘under the table’ the workaround here? Why are they bothering with looking fo paying another party at all at this point? I don’t get all the hoops and loops these folks are trying to jump through just so they can turn around and be shitty employers

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      They might be having trouble trying to get their employer to direct deposit their paycheck into their pretend bank under their pretender name and to not take out mandatory payroll taxes, or some kind of crazy bullshit

      This will be resolved soon because, who are we kidding, they’re not gonna be able to hold down a job for long

  • Naja Kaouthia@lemmy.world
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    Where do they keep their money? Mattress? Jam jars buried in the garden?

    • Billiam@lemmy.world
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      Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Well it’s all silver coins so probably in their sick drawer.

  • HollandJim@lemmy.world
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    “What is the workaround here?”

    ….Grow up?

  • Red_October@lemmy.world
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    The idea that they might be wrong about that being a thing just never even crosses their mind.

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      They’re so utterly convinced they are correct in all their craziness.

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