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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

I should start randomly messaging people this

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I should start randomly messaging people this

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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前
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  • Afghaniscran@feddit.uk
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    Does my prep time involve sourcing weapons? I think a sledgehammer would do the trick if I can hide out at the fight zone prior to the horse arriving then sneak attack.

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      But the horse gets prep time too

      • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        But the horse can’t pull a trigger.

        • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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          Or can it?

          TUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!

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        What is it going to get a sledgehammer too?

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      You really have spent no time around horses have you?

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        Or sledgehammers. Or sneak attacks. 😂

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          Well stay clear and you’ll be fine. Both horses and sledge hammers are sneaky enough as it is.

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            Are you sure sledge hammers are the things you’re thinking of? The big heavy things used to smash stuff? 😂

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              Blooming thing snuck up on my back muscles that’s for sure!

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        Yeah… If I’m honest, the time I’ve spent around horses is 0. I’ve spent a good chunk of time around sledgehammers though if that helps.

        Maybe I’ll just kick a pug as hard as I can instead, I reckon I could win that one.

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