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jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

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jeffw@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Father Thomas McHale was reprimanded but not removed.
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    I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.

    Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?

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      I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.

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        So Jesus died on an erection?

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          That’s technically correct.

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