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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Saylor Class had complained of "monsters in the wall" of her room at their farmhouse in Charlotte, North Carolina.

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It seems they had the same thought “Crap, what can I do with this flamethrower? Maybe I can trade it for that drone!”
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  The obvious solution is to attach the flamethrower to the drone.

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