Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.
As he should. It’s pure gold.
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Dan must have waited a lifetime to pounce with that pun and dear lord he finally did it
That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.
Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!
I went to one of their concerts, and their lead singer, David Draiman, was one of the most wholesome and honest guys I’ve ever seen. Funny headline, but I hope he recovers quickly and without any long-term effects.
I’ve got a distant cousin that practically worships the guy, and the band, specifically because he met David a couple of times and was beyond nice.
Also one of the best voices out there imo. David, not my cousin
Get up, come on!
You fucker get up!
We shouldn’t have opened up our hate and let it flow into him 😔
Is the lead singer slowly morphing into Phil Collins?
We should all be so lucky
Do you promise to be a good boy and never do it again?
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
…down with a sickness
What kind of editor changes “the” to “a” in this instance!?
It’s because there’s no punishment when we die
Because there’s a lot more than one sickness?
“This content is not available in your country/region.”
I read that as a line from “Down with the Sickness.”
Also, I had the same problem. Solved by good ol’ 1ft.io
Mommy issues is not a sickness… Unless it is.
At least he’s staying true to his motto.
