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ylai@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All

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Apple Vision Pro Not The ‘New Frontier For Masturbatory Technology’ After All

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ylai@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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Apple’s new virtual reality headset, which costs $3500, sadly cannot play VR porn
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    Im so confused why this wouldn’t work and I didn’t see anywhere in the article the actual reason. Can anyone explain it better? Can you not just play a vr video file? Is it blocking the sites? I’m just confused.

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      My understanding is that it allows you to play planar video from a website, but not (yet?) side-loaded videos that are spherical/hemispherical. And the latter is what these people really wanted for this application.

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        side-loaded videos

        Fucking Apple lol, just let people play video files, this should be basic minimum functionality

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          I mean, they just got type-c. Remember when the first iPhone couldn’t send picture texts?

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            Picture texts? Like ASCII art? I think you mean MMS.

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              Yes, mms.

              https://www.t3.com/features/remember-this-heres-everything-that-the-first-iphone-couldnt-do

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        I saw another comment earlier that said its easy to switch on WebXR, which enables VR Porn, it’s just disabled by default.

      • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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        these people

        lol, right 😉

        • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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          You know, all those other unwholesome, dirty people who aren’t me.

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      They’ll just monitor everything you watch or do on it and detect anything NSFW.

      I wish this was a /s but I can definitely see it happening since they’d have to ban the whole Internet to keep any sites with NSFW content from playing

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        Nah They already have quest and that unit blows up high rez porn shorts first time you boot it. It’s too lucrative they just want the optics here

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      Like most safari complaints from nerds you’ll just have to enable it in the advanced settings.

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