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minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·edit-21 year agoWhen the judge says you’re guilty, just tell them “I know YOU are, but what am I?”. They’ll be stuck in a legal loop and the only way out is to declare you innocent.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoJudges hate this one weird trick!
minus-squarebigbadmoose@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThe ol “I’m rubber youre glue” defense
minus-squareVincent Adultman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·1 year agoTrump level shit in front of a judge. Mr Trump you’re guilty Your excellence, with all due respect, if we’re pointing fingers here I would say you are the only guilty person in this court room.
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When the judge says you’re guilty, just tell them “I know YOU are, but what am I?”. They’ll be stuck in a legal loop and the only way out is to declare you innocent.
Judges hate this one weird trick!
The ol “I’m rubber youre glue” defense
Trump level shit in front of a judge.