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      38 months ago

      You start getting prepared for boning and your partner asks you to go lock the door before you start so you do the walk of shame

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        8 months ago

        Is it still “walk of shame” when dragging pants around the ankles outside of a TP shortage scenario? I guess it could be - for the partner awaiting on the bed. Imagine yelling ‘sexy time’ and instead of a greek adoness posing in the midst your boi is making happy Patrick noises and has got on some tighty-whiteys.