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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Don’t lie. Here are some things you can say:

    “Never thought about it. But I have a messuring tape here somewhere”

    “It’s average”

    “My last partner enjoyed it”

    “When aroused; It’s exactly x cm girth and y cm from root to tip”

    gesticulate, indicating size

    “everything is relative”

    “People stare in the shower room”

    “it’s vanishingly small”

    “I always had an advantage in that area”

    “It’s satisfactory”

    “It’s .00000000000107 or about 10⁻¹² astronomical units”

    “It can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs”