My Irish grandma regularly cooked Roast Butt. My cousin and I would regularly giggle.

Maybe we could start a /c/cellardoor sub?

Maybe a bunch of penguin stickers and one that says, “Ask me about Linux!”

Might hurt on date night, though.

We have plenty of bidets here in the States, they just install them outside the bathrooms and they mount them kind of high so they’re kinda awkward to get a good clean angle, though.

And yet, we still don’t have a phone that can pee on us. Engineers are so culture-deaf.

Cherry Coke had a promotional game called something like The Lost Island Of Alanna they gave out in the mid 90s. There was a little attack of them in the waiting room of the principles office at my school.

It was a pretty well done short Myst-like.

When you beat it the reward was a guide to read secret messages that were hidden in the squiggles that covered the cherry coke label at the time.

Imagine getting a haircut and a handy at the same time.

Bep bup! German Bot here!

“Das ist richtig” means “That is true”

Like and follow this bot so its creator may someday claw themselves out of the joyless pit they have dug themselves.

: pours one out for every dude that had a GF that lost herself to a Pinterest Interest wall: (or vice versa)

Quickly? Granted, it was over a decade ago, but it took 6-8 years for Myspace to die proper , by my recollection.

I still wish I could bop over there and check in on bands that probably imploded a decade ago.

Probably be fiddled by a priest and write a tell all novel about it.

Goddamn, am I disenfranchised.l

There was a time you could write a scifi story about aliens who made contact, but they spoke via drugs.

I’m just bitter, I guess.

Death by cop is quite popular in the States.

In America, sometimes you have to park two tanks.

Pizza slices are easy to shove into your face while you drive for an hour to your job.

Driving is boring and sipping on a huge soft drink gets some people through it.

It is cheap because over the years the government had bailed out farmers/producers making corn, cheese, wheat, etc very cheap.

It is a breakfast pizza, I’m guessing a crap load of ‘cheese’ with some specks of something that could have once been called Ham. Maybe some egg product mixed in.

Generally, things are cheaper in the Midwest, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this ad came from the deep south.

The hardest part to wrap your European head around would be four servings of sugary soda for breakfast, but how many people do you know that drink cups and cups of builders tea that is more sugar and milk than tea?

Neither side is right, humans can just be gross dopamine chasers in different ways. Compare the ‘pizza’ to a sausage roll, or whatever buttery monstrosity the French enjoy.

Came here to say this. The large parks connected by tree lined boulevards is called the Emerald Necklace.

Chicago has an emerald necklace as well. Also millennium Park might for ops request.

As a former barista, getting rid of single use cups would easily cut a coffee shops waste in half, if not more.

Oh, and if your local coffee shop has a recycle bin/slot, chances are whatever goes into it goes into the regular trash. People are stupid and think everything they put in there is recyclable and workers don’t have the time to sort through it.