We don’t own the games. Can’t steal what can’t be possessed.

You think you’re… you’re BETTER than me?! Huh?!

So, like, the left lip is a new basketball shoe, and the right one is a freshly waxed basketball court? That kind of squeak?

Does it leave a black mark in her panties when she walks?

This is a continuation of the crusades to 75% of those involved. I’m surprised nobody is framing it universally like that.