Nothing, they are nihilists

Make sure to post version, phone, Android to help troubleshooting if he ever returns

It’s got what families crave.

I would’ve said Gary Oldman.

https://i.imgur.com/zm4M2HY.gif

Animal house. Animal is John Belushi of course…

The dreams i can remember remind me of being stuck in a closet with Vanna White.

https://youtu.be/9gocPZA0HLA?si=vYFrQBBFKxhB06m5

The night Santa went crazy

Was in a brewery in South Carolina, tourist asks the bartender for a bud light. Bartender politely explains that it’s a brewery, make their own beer, and directs him to a beer menu. Tourist says, “just give me whatever is closest to a bud light.” Absolute monster.

Don your pirate hat and sail the high seas, matey. Arrr.

Math. This was a subject in the movie Contact.

Like your mouth and stomach?

Protect rich people at all costs

I have 250+ based on work experiences, usually unpleasant. They don’t make it to social media, but i do share with colleagues. Maybe I’ll release them some day.

It’s those damn poors fault for making the billionaires be money hoarding assholes?

Ack ack ack, ack ack ack ack ack! Ack, ack ack.

I do have one complaint, the price of brush heads. Top notch performance otherwise.

Should have taken the mystery box.

Your mom!

But seriously, a pyramid at Giza. Pretty warm in there after 3500 years in the sun.

Be the change you want to see in the world.