motherfucker what the fuck

could you explain that like I’m five? all I can find on APK mirror is bundles of the older versions

a Windows server, made of a Dell Optiplex something or other and some external hard drives.

yeah, lifetime. hence the other screenshot showing the download button working in a different scenario

the person I’m trying to download from might not have it though.

oh, I wasn’t trying to be dickish about it, but I was pointing out that fighting a Canada goose is much different than fighting a pelican. a pelican, there seem to be multiple ways to hold it off without really hurting it, with a goose, the way they attack you can really only go for the head or neck which probably means you’re going to kill it.

I was very high at the time so the rest is pretty much rambling.

I’m suggesting that you try contributing to a community before being an asshole in it. the first rule that will help you there is reading the name of a community before being a dickwad.

I’m scared of needlessly hurting animals. I couldn’t have made that more plain. this isn’t reddit, you don’t just wade in insulting people over things you have no understanding of.

society as a whole has agreed that “yo momma” jokes are not actually about the other party’s mother. people like you who break that convention gets this

this person was obviously seeing your mother last night

well hold on, a Canada goose can get up to 14 lb easily, the brown pelican tops out at 6.9 lb, and doesn’t have a cobra neck so your only options aren’t attack the head & neck or do nothing.

like if there’s a group of kids around, I’d rather they go home with a story about how I got beaten up by a goose then the trauma of the memory of a pudgy middle-aged man smashing a goose’s head in front of them. I remember when I was like five and Animal Control had to come to my school and shoot a raccoon because they thought it had rabies, I got pretty emotional about that. heck, here I am talking about it more than 30 years later.

plus if anybody records it, no matter how much anybody acknowledges they don’t want to be bitten by a goose, I’m still going to be branded a heartless goose killer and probably doxxed. there’s a lot at play here

oh look, Johnny No-Posts has an opinion on somebody’s question in the No Stupid Questions community. I don’t go to the Pinochet fan groups and tell you that you can’t make helicopter memes, learn some basic internet etiquette.

during the first women’s march I wore a shirt that said “nobody for president” and everybody loved it including the counterprotesters

it should be like “I’m not planning on fighting a pelican”

there’s one of a Holstein cow successfully eating baby chickens.

it’s a long-standing tradition. all official pelican fights must be a surprise

good to know. was it like a bad, dirty paper cut?

there’s a video out there of one trying to eat a duck

I can’t remember the last time I had a flashlight that did that. I have one in my bedside drawer that’s been using the same battery for at least 6 years. and the other ones around the house, I just double check anytime a hurricane is supposed to be rolling in and they’ve always been fine

I’ve generally steered away from them because of price, but I do have their Maximus headlamp. I don’t remember spending almost $500 on it at the time, but it was pretty steep especially for not having a removable battery

how do you change the mode?

all these super bright LED flashlights you buy on amazon, or at the checkout counter of the hardware store, I just now realized they don’t have adjustable focus and I’ve never needed it with them.