I’ve gone to the ER twice due to a stomach virus caused by a bad deli sandwich, about 100 miles apart. I only wish that on my enemies.

I certainly don’t. The best pancakes have butter and very little sugar. Maybe I’ll add a drizzle of ultra dark maple syrup if I want that taste, but I certainly don’t drench it.

A convicted consent violator nonetheless

I’m not sure what is a good budget. Is anywhere between 500 and 1000 USD a good start?

I mean, you can definitely get really nice stuff for that price. But it’s also overkill. Get yourself a nice set of Lodge equipment and some chainmail “sponges” for cleaning.

Le Creuset is also a good brand for a few more buc

Who do you think is under the sheets

It’s cold, the buildings in Manhattan are a wind tunnel, and it might snow.

I Love Hue is really peaceful

I always notice the complete lack of Jill Stein shills on posts that show Trump’s disregard for Gazan lives. It’s deafening.

Been playing a lot with my butterfly knife, and I’m about to perform my first stage act with it. Definitely looking forward to showing off!

Only cut myself three times writing this act

Hell, I’m in NY and my partner’s voter registration keeps getting reset to an old address she doesn’t live at any more. She’s fixed it like three times this year.

If you’re ever in NYC just go to The Box. You’ll see the same exact shit, literally.

Though expect to pay $2000 for tickets at 1am on a Wednesday night because the venue solely exists to milk rich people

Sword swallowing too. My friends do it but I’ve heard the term “perforated stomach” one too many times

Fire breathing

For context I’m a professional fire & sideshow performer. I have almost a decade of experience and am fire safety lead for a large fire arts retreat. But the name of the game is risk mitigation and fire breathing is too risky for my taste despite its popularity.

If you go on Wikipedia and type in fire breather, the second result is Fire Breather’s Pneumonia. I also personally know many people who have gotten large facial burns or have had to retire due to lung problems caused by excessive fire breathing.

The risks are technically still there with fire eating, which is one of my main skills, but I mitigate it by limiting my exposure and taking breaks. There’s also significantly less liquid fuel involved.

Each year, sacrifice the 5 richest billionaires and distribute their estate to the public fund. Bam, so many problems immediately solved.

I do honestly think empathy would be more common if access to psychedelic mushrooms was legal

Which is why it will never happen

Idiocracy was a documentary

If you hate the parents, something that makes noise

The Good Place

Season 1 is just setting up the story

I eat it with the rest of the pineapple

Not my problem, tell me more