Are you having a stronk?

In my pants

At least 0. Maybe more

Twat devils are my new fetish

Love and a good ass-eating is all you need

Bring your wife. Do both simultaneously

Seems sus

My wife would high five me when I told her 😏

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

For 19…

As opposed to what exactly?

What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.

That’s some cleavage I could really get behind