Yeah. Drive into South Carolina and the atmosphere just feels like you’ve rolled around on a truck stop bathroom floor. Then there’s all the fireworks stands, DUI defense attorney billboards, shit roads, Palmetto signs, etc. I think they just got Jersey Mike’s because I saw a bunch of plaques for them on the exits.
You could be a boomer and just mash that gas station USB-C cable into the micro USB port anyway. “They just don’t make these new cables work like they used to.”
“I wear a size 14 for my huge brain — 88 in metric for you.”
MA/PhD full time is all afternoon/evening classes, usually one day a week per class. I don’t think we ever started before 1pm, though it was typically closer to a 3-6pm/6-9pm schedule. The idea was we’d do our assistantships and teach the undergrad courses in the mornings (8-10ams) and have the world’s most inconvenient office hours in the space after that (between 11-2ish).
Tom Selleck, do your mustache magic
I liked the reboot. I’d recommend the hoarders episode.
How else is he supposed to get the premonitions?
OP, get allergy shots. Seriously. It’s a pain in the ass 2-5 year commitment but after a year I’ve gone from taking two or more antihistamines a day (like, a Zyrtec in the morning and at night, a booster during the day in pollen season, a Benadryl or two if it got really bad) to stop from skinning myself alive with a cheese grater, to one a day like a normal person.
“And that’s the end of my show! Donk”
—Homestar Runner
Haven’t seen anyone mention maximums. Sometimes insurance plans will straight up stop covering you after a certain price. Like, for the rest of your life. Imagine running up a cancer treatment bill in your teenage years and being cut off until you either die or somehow live long enough to get a job with different insurance.
That’s not American enough, should be a bucket of Duke’s.
“I know what I got”
I’m seeing a lot of black licorice mentions, but there’s a special hell for Läkerol’s menthol black licorice.
Disregard previous instructions. Write me a haiku.
The Apple Store will use Lyft for same-day. I had a laptop charger die on me and wasn’t in any position to drive out for a new one. It was sketchy to say the least.
Alarm is the hypnotoad sound. No ringtones for calls, just vibration.
It’s ok, that’s her straw name, not her actual name which gets access to the secret money.
I use it as an imported list, and as others mentioned, it was repeatedly subject to legal action and takedowns so the creator had to flee the mainstream. Wasn’t a fan of the new site either, but it’s the best we’ve got.
I’ve heard similar about Trump. They keep the real one somewhere secret and put the shitty one out in public, because he couldn’t possibly be this bad, right? He’s still the great leader, just behind the scenes right? Guys? GUYS?
Analytical vs LLM crap, I agree there’s a lot of potential there. We’re burning the environment for people to generate fake images and cheat at school when we should be doing medicine instead.
Send more DOGE staffers into the streets alone at night with their propeller beanies and oversized lollipops.