Surprise. Fear and surprise. And ruthless efficiency.

Scotch and chocolate.

Better to be the peeer than the peee.

Whatever drug he was dealing should be called ‘he who first smelt it’.

I can call you Betty.
And Betty when you call me.
You can call me AI.

I think he hangs out with Al Dente quite a bit.

Ideal Bars

A BMW using it’s signal lights.

♫ Llamas son mas grande que las ranas. ♫

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturitions are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,

That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]

Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,

Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,

See if I don’t.

– Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz

Better than the next guy’s.