The Book Elf

I love lotr, but unfortunately a lot of the fans are far right and kinda unhinged.

Try saying you find it weird and unreasonable that elves supposedly never have sex with their spouses unless they want to consummate the marriage or procreate (so an elf couple with only one child will have only had sex twice in their lives, for example), and the other fans will react as though you personally insulted their mothers.

With the way they hand out unfair permabans like they’re candy and never actually approve any appeals, I’m surprised the bot to human ratio isn’t bigger.