Congrats! When’s the wedding?

https://youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

I propose this be at least a monthly holiday.

intentionally

Did anyone else notice that every single one of those business cards had “acquisitions” spelled incorrectly?

I think it sounds like a great idea. Then Trump and his very best friends can all move to DJTEEZUS and live together on a raft they’ve built out of kfc buckets and 2 liter soda bottles, provided they sign an agreement to stay in their Exclusive Economic Zone and never make landfall.

I’m even happy to suggest they receive weekly air drops of hamberders, sunscreen, and maga hats paid for by Trump’s voter base.

I bet she makes a spicy gasoline spaghetti though!

that to my face

That’s coconut water. Coconut milk is made of processed meat!

I’m interested to hear more about the free unicorns. Is that a policy someone is campaigning on? Is there a signup sheet? Can I take one home today?

Janet!

More like,

“I’m a 33 year old (virgin?) who has no idea what it’s like to be a woman, seeking a girl young enough to not realize that my ‘relationship maturity’ is that of a 16 year old and I’ll certainly give her plenty of emotional baggage. Also, if I ever become a father I’m going to make my daughter wear a purity ring. And no college.”