It’s like that child who pouts because he doesn’t get presents on his brother’s birthday.

Elon personally ensures that each transmission can be shifted without using his hands.

So… how exactly do these things help me farm outrage for money social media???

I don’t actually know, but I had to finish the quote with something snappy.

“Listen. And understand. Nicole is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are phished!”

“PUFF YOU FOOLS!”

Wasn’t this already a thing? Squid Games, I think they called it…

Put all your moneys into becoming Warren Buffett’s heir.

Cuckerberg? Oh right, I know him – Ol’ Ratcock can’t stop running his mouth, as usual.

🎵 Wild horses… 🎵

Infomercial VO: “Has THIS ever happened to YOU?”

Please. Don’t drink and legislate. The law you save may be your own!

Important decisions should not be rushed.

Dominance over humans. Beware the Night of the Lepus!

Bigfoot wants better park management!

It’s like voting on an official state imaginary friend.

I’ve had good luck with https://www.removepaywall.com/

I like how the ad makes it look like they’re fencing in zero-G!

1. Watch someone do it.
2. Then do it.
3. Then teach someone else to do it.