No shit, bro? Tell me more things I know.

What I said is statistically correct. IQ is a normalized measurement where median and mean are a score of 100 and the average is within 1 SD of 100. (The SD for IQ is 15.) This means that fewer than half will have below-average intelligence when measured using IQ because the lowest value for average is below the median.

Ironically, that’s not how averages work.

I’ve got one on each floor; Alice and Jeeves.