Even $5k is extremely cheap for a good 6’1" grand piano in good condition.

That’s an interesting way to say burglary.

Perhaps memorize the location, or keep a piece of paper on your person (or a note on your phone) that tells you where it is?

I rarely drink coffee, and when I do, I hate the feeling I get. It makes me feel jittery and nervous and unable to concentrate on anything.

At least they’re not big enough to fuck you.