skulblaka

Love my guy George. Listening to Cardboard Castles got me through a really rough time in my life and I don’t expect to ever be able to repay it. Least I can do is to spread the word.

Watsky, et al - Exquisite Corpse

For best results this should be cheesy B-movie as hell, the song really leans into it I think

I don’t like his movies but I respect his hustle. He has enough money to approach an agent and tell them “I want to make this movie, I want to cast all my friends in it, and I want my character to walk away with a hot date at the end” and the agent just says okay.

They’re pretty much all the same movie with different names on them. But it’s pretty clear that everyone involved in those movies was just having a great time making them.

I have never, not once, had this not just immediately begin updating anyway.

People regularly die of neglect out in the streets, where everyone can see them, as well.

Yeah I never bothered trying to fake being sick because accepted practice for being sick was “you will lay in this bed and sleep until you are better.” Been sick in bed for 36 hours? Sucks, tough shit, go back to sleep. No you can’t watch TV. No you can’t read a book.

Any hiring manager who hears that is going to hear it as “this employee will up and leave us without warning at any time”

Not saying they’re right, but that’s what it is. Most people are looking to hire permanently if possible, you’re telling them straight up that you are not going to be a permanent employee.

Here’s my entire credit card and I’m bringing my steel-toes

I would agree with this if Zuck hadn’t been in the news recently talking about how Meta is desperately filling their userbase with bots, on purpose

Ok wait a minute… Did anyone actually read this letter? This doesn’t sound like a citizenship dispute… This sounds like this person is trying to get themselves identified as Jesus II. Seriously, look at this:

“i”, man, son and heir of the creator is back to claim my realm, and, as you is the man who acts on behalf of the creator, and, as the creator and “i” is [now] one, we require of you to affirm our claim …

I think this guy thinks he is God and wants the Pope to sign off on it.

Mac Miller - Donald Trump

This was written back in the days that Trump was used as a synonym for “rich” without further context.

It, uh… it hits a little different now.

R.I.P. Mac, I’m glad you didn’t have to defend this later in life.

Oh, he’s been used, but that Tesla was new.

At this point you’re gonna have to do that first, and then I’ll elect you after, because we can’t trust any words spoken on the campaign trail by anyone anymore.

I’m an auto mechanic, honestly like 80% of the things I touch every day could kill most things if applied properly.

Thinking about reach and convenience from my toolbox, I’m thinking the 5’ steel prybar (effectively a 10 lb baseball bat with a sharp tip) or the cv axle I took out earlier. Honorable mention to one of a variety of possible chemical attacks or just straight up dropping a car on it.

How tf did this ever become a thing

Like I know obviously it’s just a funny excuse to punch your friend the same way a VW Beetle is but like,

“make a ring with your fingers and hold it near your dick and then call for your friend’s attention and then when he gives you attention, proving that he’s a good friend that listens to you, laugh at him and then punch him in the kidney”

Does this not seem insane to anyone else, I have to know the etymology of this but I don’t know how to look it up

Not since his mom died.

You can see a very tangible drop in cognition around the production and release of The Life of Pablo. Pretty sure he’s been unmedicated since then.

It started out as ha-ha-funny-number because my college roommates kept setting the thermostat there to be funny but then it just become a comfortable temperature to exist at

So you’re telling me it’s only a matter of time before Skum orders his pilots to go dark and cease broadcasting, and then they’re going to hit a jet liner full of families trying to escape his corporate hell.