I’m colour blind and don’t see red very well.

I’m not color blind and almost didn’t see it. This was an okay idea, executed with a terrible choice of colors.

“I would like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4.30 autogyro?”

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“Who was that?” “Bob. They had a baby. It’s a boy.”

I’d hate to hear the logic they used to change that law

It was wrapped up in a big transportation budget bill, one of many amendments which were designed to cut expenses.

Is this the one where they used footage of New York instead of London?

Yep. From the article:

Issued by Conservative Central Office (CCHQ), it has already been edited and re-uploaded after viewers spotted that one of the dystopian-looking scenes it depicted was of the New York subway rather than the London Tube.

Honestly any parts you buy today probably won’t be much good in 30 years.

At least not when AGP comes to town.

euphemism treadmill

This is my new favorite phrase.

Don’t forget to add those leap days, people.

Also we might want to compensate for the shorter Earth days back then.

Rail gun hockey sounds entertaining

“And I suppose the Pitch-O-Matic 5000 was just a modified howitzer.”

Pretty sure speed lines increase logarithmically with speed, not linearly.

Does this account for the presence of speed holes?

I used to have a custom ROM that would allow me to change the color based on which app had the most recent notification

Even more than that, in early versions of Android this setting was baked in. I had colors set based on text messages, emails, etc. I think around 2.x was when the option was removed.

Roombo

The precision F-strike.

The British show Taskmaster!

Damn do I love me some Greg Davies. He’s also a riot on Would I Lie To You?

Somebody’s getting a restraining order…again?

This one’s a little different.