Hey. Heyhey. Heyheyhey. Have you ever noticed that your warships have giant barcodes on them? It’s so that when they return to port they can scan the navy in.

I’m going to get that tattooed backwards across my forehead.

Such a shortsighted view. How do you expect us to get out much-needed class of Trillionaire God-Rulers if you make life so difficult for those hardworking Billionaires?

This item comes in several packages. Please remember to scan your bags.

Are your dreams bigger than your car? We can now deliver and assemble your furniture, toys and civil infrastructure same day, starting at €3,950,000,000.00.⁹⁵

There’s a story or comic I read recently about a man who realises he is a Boltzmann Brain and had dreamt up the world around him to stave off madness.

https://www.badspacecomics.com/post/boltzmann

The German Duck People made a video about it:

https://youtu.be/ijFm6DxNVyI

Attacking someone at random is wrong and illegal.

Attacking someone specifically because of their gender, sexuality, politics, religion, race, ethnicity, etc is worse and more illegal.

The new law adds ‘transgender’ to that list.

JK Rowling thinks that is a problem.

Unmanned autonomous dinghies monitored via a LoRa mesh are the way. The Cove is a good shout, though.

It may be a getting-older thing, but I used to despise sparking water, whereas now I find it merely intolerable.

Originally it was a technical necessity since Twitter had to work via SMS which has a limit of 160 characters. The enforced brevity was part of it’s original charm IMHO.

I used Kodi with a Jellyfin plugin for media center duties.

Consider a refurbished USFF business PC.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=usff+pc

A unit from any major brand will be good and there are i5/8gb units available for well under £100 that will happily shunt 4K video about. Plus they have the advantage of coming in a nice case, lots of ports, included storage, etc…

I came here to recommend BoJack. Especially after that moment in the middle of Season 1, it’s a masterpiece.

So should the people who believe in Him.

I hope the management at the local 104.9FM radio station appreciate the product placement.

They’re going to be pissed off when they can’t find this Argleton place, though.

“Your device is not connected to the Internet so we can’t confirm you aren’t stealing something so we will just assume you are. Error code: SUCK DICK”

https://youtu.be/JnX-D4kkPOQ

Fifteen year-old video. Still so relevant.

Honestly any parts you buy today probably won’t be much good in 30 years.

Did you know the world naïve is written backwards on your water bottle?