I should be given uncontested control of the world’s resources for 1 year.

My opponent: the mother Gaia.

I used to have dreams

Work is a drag

But I guess I have memes

Roses are red

Find out the best application of money to buy companies and turn them into worker coops.

Nearly every comment on that video sounds like they didn’t even watch the trailer.

If you get more wives, you can persuade them to vote for you and cancel out her vote.

I’d like to think I’d actually do all the art I’m too fucking stressed to sit down and focus on. Maybe make a video game or two.

My long term wish has always been to fuck off to somewhere not-too-warm and tropical, and write stories from a place where I can see the sea.

Ah fuck, I just threw a dead mouse away a couple weeks ago. I’m gonna be kicked out of the community for wasting food soon. 3 people could’ve ate with that.

“I-…fuck me, I had something ready for thi–”

I find it strange that David Schwimmer made a public plea for decency when it was about anti-semitism but not for any of the rest of the hateful shit projectile-blasted around that echo chamber.

Just like 3 inches to the right this time. Center of the target.

Just call it “generalist labo(u)r” or “general laborer”.

He’s stupid but not that stupid. He doesn’t even care where any drug originated from. He surely slotted “hot-button drug name” into place and blamed Canada because he wants to put pressure on them.

One of the few things in his entire life Donald has learned and been able to apply is the US Republican playbook for blame-throwing.

It is inane that one of the options is “just hold on for a few days and see what happens” and that it is a viable option at all. Government is in shambles.

Is Disney publicly traded? Because you’re not taking into account stock trading in the insane-o market where speculation on possible public opinion can devalue a product by 100% for 2 days. They could be losing possible trade money if that 34% disapproval caused stockholders to short before other people sold and the prices go into freefall.

It all makes sense.

The people with millions and billions of dollars aren’t spending all of it before they die. It’s the old people with tens of thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands.

What a contrived set up to simply draw a gyatted squirrel. Just open up a secret tumblr account or whatever people do now and directly draw cheeked-up furries.

Thank you. Was that so hard?

That’s not peer pressure, that’s cultural osmosis. If other species tried to force them to have nipples, then they would resist

It’s actually advertisement for a theater. It’s “Virginia 3: Milfs” starting in 4 minutes.

Can’t have a birthday without cake