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Cake day: August 16th, 2023

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  • It’s a nack. See one, the others will likely be in a tent shaped layout. Some brains are just very good at visual pattern matching.

    I have an unbroken record for being the person that finds anything tiny and lost. In school the kids called me “night vision”.

    Lose a ball over the fence an 1am. 10 people looking. Can’t find it. Get me to look and I find it in 1 minute or less. Lost a diamond or earring backing in shag carpet? I’ll find it ao fast you won’t believe it.

    I’ve occasionally had to pretend it takes longer to find it, just so they don’t think I pranked them and took it.







  • Thing is, I like the taste of Alcohol, but I no longer like how it makes me feel.

    Tipsy is fun, but rapidly degenerates into a headache.

    Weed doesn’t make me feel shit. But it just puts my wife to sleep.

    Alcohol for her is like weed for me, except weed isn’t legal here without a medical prescription, and alcohol is ubiquitous with social situations.

    I’m autistic with ADHD, so sober social situations are already hard. It gets worse when others are drinking as they get loud and incoherent.

    I just wish being stoned was as acceptable, socially.

    Booze I like when limited to a single drink (2 pints in the case of Guiness) A lot of cold crisp largers on a hot day after yard work. Guinness (acquired taste, that once gained never fades) Baileys Bailey’s + vanilla vodka Espresso martini when made fresh and strong. (2 shots fresh espresso, 2 shots kaluha, 1.5 shots 100 proof vodka)