Just use contactless to pay for your pizza pie.

Wait for it to cool down so you can taste it when you chug the whole thing luke warm.

I felt personally offended when my teenage son was like yeah it’s OK.

Hipsters were into overpriced coffee since before it was cool.

No, Songs In The Key Of Life was Stevie Wonder, not Coldplay.

Usually sounds like Jay, from Jay and Silent Bob.

I BELIEVE THIS FELLOW HUMAN PERSON. THEY SOUND VERY CONVINCINGLY HUMAN.

Read books.

Shut the fuck up Donny, you’re out of your element.

Accelerationist scum.

If it had a clear definition, we wouldn’t need a name like shitposting for it.

Usually some soul-jazz post-bop joint but I can never figure out if it’s Cannonball Adderley or Lee Morgan.

Dammit Chloe!

Close Facebook and move back to lemmy

I LOL’d out loud at the headline.

“Play Freebirrrrd!”

Here we go boys. Got your flights to New Zealand booked?

Sriracha

Ali G’s secret is out.