racist against ducks

around the Cretaceous period

i think the answers lies in the lead/microplastics ratio in your body

to start, i first found out what 9/11 was through memes

bruh

i’m not caught up on my piracy lore™
who is this person?

that’s a good question, what would happen to the movie if the company behind the drm goes under? i assume that cinemas have some contingency to still be able to play the movie in that case right?

so what you’re saying is that we must infiltrate the drm company and plant a secret backdoor that can be used to bypass the activation key

ctrl is the only correct choice obviously. it’s the only key that does nothing by itself and it’s positioned at a corner so it’s hard to mistype

the american right thrives on propaganda and boy howdy do they have a lot of it.

Immigrants? simultaneously lazy welfare moochers and will steal all jobs forever

women? sluts with no self control that must abstain themselves always, except for you of course

queer people? pedophile groomers that hate you specifically

black people? Racism was solved 100 years ago according to these white guys! now they’re claiming that it’s systemic?!

Any and all political opponents? Corrupt. Monetarily? Characterally? Spiritually? yes.

i know. it’s just the first time i’ve seen a project on there

why’s the android build on ko-fi of all places?

we should convince them that mercury is the secret to immortality again

shapeshifting

depending on how realistic you want to keep it the benefits go from “pretty nice” to “god amongst men” level:

• backpain? just fix your back
• toothache? grow new teeth
• don’t feel like going to the hairdresser? shift into a different hairstyle
• gender problems? forget HRT you can make hormones science doesn’t even know about
• aging is no more (if you want)
• donate all the blood you want! hell you can donate your heart if you find a doctor that doesn’t ask questions
• mental fog getting you down? just fuckin change your brain. “is it still me after?” don’t know don’t care now go revolutionize physics Einstein
• grow a tail

the possibilities are endless

made for a very specific reason and got overused in the wrong contexts

official programming language of the queer agenda!

~thigh highs and estrogen not included~

pretty!

oh i know that, just never really considered the ramifications of federating social media.

does this mean that an instance could store deleted content it it wanted to?