Match!!

what is friendica btw

In conclusion, please send the UN to fix us

“jojoba oil” is apparently pronounced different than i thought 😭

😺🐈 cat (sometimes called a pussycat) (vaginas are sometimes called pussies)

🦁 lion

content warnng: Magic The Gathering

facts: a couple of weeks ago the commander rules committee, the independent group that governs the popular Commander format, started receiving death threats after they banned some boring ass broken cards (jeweled lotus? dockside extortionist? nobody is ride or die for those)

as a result, the rules committee turned over control of the format to Wizards of the Coast / Hasbro, the makers of magic the gathering

fact: last year after some magic the gathering content was leaked, Hasbro send literal pinkertons to harasss the youtuber leaking it and recover the leaked goods

conspiracy theory: hasbro hired the pinkertons to make those death threats against the rules committee so that hasbro could seize control ove the most popular independent format of magic

if NL gets annihilated by some climate related disaster, can the rest of the world claim hubris

imagine being a country and having to be obeisant to the terms of service and moderation choices of X or Instagram

empress has such incredible villain energy i love it (she sucks ofc)

i bet China would love a wuxia muppet film

Maid Marian pegs.

he is a bottom tho

The developers are considering the ramifications of slowdown and are not concerned about speed up. If the game slowed down and the game logic continued normally, the player would receive fewer frames to respond in - a spider is charging at you and will hit you in 5 realtime seconds, but you only have 1 frame a second, so you get 5 frames to figure it out.

i can’t be the only one who saw this as a t4t couple

“a court is told” in this case meaning, a lawsuit alleges?

This, and also the far right sells the idea that the nation is actually great and rich but the immigrants cause all the poverty and the poverty will go away if the immigrants are expelled

I appreciate that you put some thought into this but woooooof you have terrible ideas. It’s like you looked at the “it’s poverty that makes them criminals! They need better social support” and then specifically did everything you could to form systems that solve it in a different way even though you were correct the first time, they need better social support.

There was no reason to shy from the truth. Immigration is good with social support. Also should be better social support for non-immigrants in poverty too. You don’t need to worry about “convincing far right voters” because the far right doesn’t come to power if you have a fair, transparent, and low-inequality economy and government programs that serve everyone well.

Immigration is always “an issue” regardless of what your political position is*, but only in the sense that the government should have a policy about it. The policy can be to build infrastructure in advance and create opportunities that benefit both immigrant communities and non-immigrants, or it can be to police the borders more like you’re holding back rising sea levels. Not responding in any way leads to instability and “crisis” (or more often, the opposition manufacturers the feeling of crisis).

*except for anarchism

That’s exciting, thanks for bringing it up!

this is a great theory because while it sounds insane, if it were true it’d actually be very boring

gods, what a cool fucking state