Wait till they learn about climate change!

It’s okay, the tins mostly use aluminum nowadays

#notalldicemen

yeah i do too but almost all of my mysterious discount dice man encounters have ended well so don’t let Death Blight prejudice you

it’s cool though because the fediverse has no incentives to increase engagement which means our ragebait is all organic and free of the profit motive!

try it with soju

There’s a myth that when the Spanish arrived in the Philippines, the precolonial supreme god Bathala went into hiding with the help of the Goddess of Lost Things, and has seemingly stayed lost

denim is also just cotton

thank fuck, i did need to know this, thanks

actually, yeah, is there a Fediverse equivalent of Wikipedia?

nazis crying that their ubermensch is also a mensch

4channers hate themselves far more than they could ever hate anyone else

the post i replied to there was only about insulin pumps. what do you think about insulin pumps?

is your criticism that you oppose insulin pumps?

an obscenely expensive life threatening inconvenience, like a hurricane or war i guess

it’s barely any change at all and it lets some kids have fun, with the tiny upside that maybe my friend’s insulin pump won’t get mistaken for a 1990’s pager. they’re going to sell dolls anyways, why not add this accessory?

Back in my day we just used our imaginations to make Barbie be whatever we wanted.

and just look at the bitter asshole you turned out to be!

in fact i have never seen someone with type 1 diabetes who wasn’t explicitly underweight because they have to count carbs or die

what the fuck are they doing to make farmer shrimps worse than pork

how easy is it (e.g., number of key presses) to get 鐵 on your keyboard? it looks massively complicated, I’m counting like 22 strokes or so